Tuesday, September 01, 2009
Best Cop Poll Results
Again the poll has been pirated.
Who is the Best Cop Now?
Tom Hardy- 11%
Jimmy Detillo- 0%
Emily Harper- 11%
Nick Detillo- 0%
Eddie Eiler- 66%
Vince Hardy- 11%
So Eddie Eiler is single handedly voted as the Best Cop Now. (Thanks Pipe Von Pipenstein.) This despite him being a mediocre detective, who obviously ignores facts and evidence, and never nabbed the Polish Hill Strangler.
Tom Hardy, the clear choice for Best Cop Now, received only 11% of the vote. This despite actually nabbing the Polish Hill Strangler [P.H.S.], and ending the fight by actually saying "Who's the Best Cop Now?" before tasering him in the mouth.
Nobody voted for Jimmy Detillo, despite his numerous utterings of the phrase.
Emily Harper, a.k.a. Jo Christman received 11% of the vote. In all fairness she is key in nabbing the P.H.S. She is also really good at racial profiling. Though her relationship with Tom Hardy is a bit questionable, since she is supposed to be investigating him.
Uncle Nick received no votes. Too bad. Great Mustache!
And Vince Hardy received 11% of the vote. He did have an opportunity to take down the P.H.S but was cut down in the prime of his life before he had the chance.
Eddie Eiler!?! Really?
"You cheat good."
by Lord Johnson