Wednesday, October 21, 2009

Ode to Chairman Tom

Our compatriot, Chairman Tom, spent a few glorious months visiting the old stomping grounds of the sacred domain and its surrounding areas. He successfully completed his first scouting mission in S. Korea involving the MTBT&PC's secret plans to expand internationally. He now plans to move on yet again to Prague, and other areas of central Europe, to further his mission of finding other sacred domains all in the name of the MTBT&PC's secret plans of world domination. I've said too much, we will never speak of this again. We owe a lot to the Chairman and we wish him safe travels.

In his honor, a haiku has been prepared . . .

Flew From Korea
Taught Us A New Slapping Game
Then Left, Jokes On Us

- Captain


Lord Johnson said...

A more beautiful and apt haiku has never been authored.

We wish you a safe and eventful journey, Chairman Tom. May you return with even more ridiculous games.

Anonymous said...

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anyhow thanks for the good read!